My good friend, foodie, athletic inspiration, hen-owning, dula master, super cool hair colored, breastfeeding guru coworker and I were brainstorming on Friday about what recipes may be future features on the IG blog. Outside opinions are extremely valuable to me and I sincerely wanted to know what she would want to read about if I weren’t already forcing her (and others) to read weekly.
Friendship-by force if necessary.
SO Erika got really pumped up about making a healthy version of the beloved picnic favorite Broccoli Salad. We all know that traditional Broccoli Salad is full of sugary, fatty goodness and those four florets of broccoli you actually end up eating are in no way, shape, or form making up for it. When I was a kid I used it as a dip for my dinner roll, picked out the dried fruit and sucked the sugared mayo off of the broccoli.
Totally normal.
And THEN my mom and I are having a little chatty chat last night and I casually bring up my daily happenings, we get into blog conversation and guess what? Deb says “you know what you should make? A broccoli salad!”.
“Ok yeah thanks mom.” And I died a little inside.
Anyway, you aren’t getting a broccoli salad recipe today because I didn’t want to. Plus I really didn’t feel like spending my weekend with the broccoli bloat from consuming multiple batches of a gross childhood picnic dish in attempts to perfect it. A recipe of such fibrous caliber takes time and a healthy dose of probiotics. That and I already suffered for THIS recipe just a few weeks ago and my guts are still healing.
Chickpea Pesto Salad with Fresh Parmesan
Effortless and easy was way more my speed this weekend. I discovered a series I hadn’t watched on Netflix so that sort of rocket-shipped it’s way to the front page of my bullet journal.
Just kidding, I don’t have a bullet journal. I just saw it on Pinterest and thought it seemed legit.
I don’t know if you were already aware of this or not but Pesto makes everything taste fancy AF and people will think you know how to cook things if you use it. You’re welcome.
If you hate chickpeas or you are a LOW CARBER then feel free to dice up some grilled chicken and replace the chickpeas. It would probably taste like fresh heaven if you are into that sort of thing.
But don’t replace the parm or we aren’t friends anymore.
At this point in the recipe you have probably done a solid 45 seconds of “cooking”. I’d say getting the ingredients out of the fridge took the largest hunk of time so if you have someone to do that part for you, you’re really flying.
Toppings and….DONE!
Bring this to a picnic or passing dish sort of situation and watch people’s jaws drop at your culinary prowess.
No one needs to hear the pesto came from a jar. That’s between you and Jesus.
Chickpea Pesto Salad
Ingredients
- 2-15 oz cans Chickpeas (garbanzo beans), Drained
- 1 package Grape Tomatoes, halved
- 2-10 oz bags Baby Spinach, fresh
- 1 cup Basil Pesto (more or less depending on your pref)
- 1/2 cup Mayonnaise
- 2 tbsp Water (if needed to thin dressing)
- 1/2 cup Shaved Parmesan Cheese (plus more for garnish)
- 1/2 cup Alfalfa Sprouts (optional)
Instructions
- Fill serving dish with fresh spinach and sprouts and set aside.
- In a large bowl, combine drained chickpeas, halved tomatoes, and Parmesan cheese and mix gently.
- In a small mixing bowl, stir mayo with the pesto and slowly add water until the dressing is pourable but not thin.
- Add the chickpea mixture to spinach and toss gently. Dress with pesto mayo and fold in to combine. Top with more sprouts (ornamental) and more fresh parmesan (not optional).
Notes
Gluten Free, Vegetarian
I have also eaten this dish as leftovers because that’s a lot of salad. I oiled a screaming hot skillet and threw this concoction in just to let the spinach wilt. OH MY YES. It’s really tasty. I guess it’s true what they say about cheese: it’s always better hot and melty.
What’s your favorite, super simple passing dish?
♥Liz
PIN ME, I’m tasty 🙂
Emily
I made a version of this salad yesterday! I added pasta instead of the spinach and a little mayo and water with the pesto and it turned out great! I shared it with the ladies at the office and it was a hit! Thanks for sharing LIZ!!!
Rivania Pillay
I love how quick and effortless this salad is. I definitely need to give this a try.
x Rivania | The Glam Unicorn
Liz ll Inspector Gorgeous
You totally should! It takes about three minutes and is filling enough to be a whole meal. Oh yeah, and it is pretty impressive if you take it to a family function too! 🙂
Antonia
I love this salad! What a perfect lunch!
vanbytheriver
Lovely post. Lynn has great taste in picking these blogs. 💖
Liz ll Inspector Gorgeous
Goodness thank you! I do love her friend Friday’s and was so honored she included me. Thanks for stopping by!!
Lynz Real Cooking
I am featuring you today on Friday friends. Please stop by Liz!
Liz ll Inspector Gorgeous
Oh my goodness! Yes yes I am headed right over! <3
Anonymous
I like this post because it looks super tasty and it made me laugh. Two things that made me L-Lol: The between you and Jesus comment and the cheese not being optional. Making me laugh is one of the many reasons you are my friend. Thanks for the chuckle. AND I like the idea of doing this dish hot. 🙂
evelynaster
I tlooks far better than Chickpeas have a right to look 😀
Liz ll Inspector Gorgeous
It tastes better too!!!
bensbitterblog
Friendship by force is my motto. But only when I need one. The very definition of a friend is someone that is compelled to be on right? At least that is my experience being forced to be friends with people in the past anyways.
Liz ll Inspector Gorgeous
Yes. Sometimes you just have to make things happen and though I don’t condone violence, threats are OK.
I’m very lucky in that I have a few very low key, zero maintenance friends whom don’t mind if I don’t respond to texts or leave my apartment when there is something good on tv. That, in my opinion, is tops!
bensbitterblog
Low key, zero maintenance friends are the best. I think the only thing better than that are my online friends that only want to talk to me when it comes to playing video games, or as my sister calls them, imaginary friends.
Liz ll Inspector Gorgeous
Or blogging friends! We count too!!! haha
bensbitterblog
You are so right. My blogging friends are the real friends as opposed to the phony, fake friends that I interact with face to face.
Liz ll Inspector Gorgeous
I couldn’t have said it better myself! Except for just a couple of in-person friends which I refer to as my bitches. *thumbs up*
bensbitterblog
I pretty much have my family, a friend from college I still talk to a couple of times a year, and my blog buddies. The rest are acquaintances.
Lynz Real Cooking
Sounds really good Liz!
adguru101
Yum; can’t wait to try this!
Liz ll Inspector Gorgeous
Ooo please let me know if you do!