Do you ever have the urge to silence someone? Nothing harmful or violent. Just an urge to take your sweet, gentle lady hand and place it firmly over someone’s mouth. Continue reading
I’m convinced that nothing can prepare you for the end of summer. It can’t just be me, right? I mean, you spend every waking hour partaking in summertime fun and warm weather activities, yet it still proves impossible to cram enough jollies into a Michigan summer before the inevitable cold and snowy suckfest, aka winter, hits.
I own one, single, solitary white dress. I have never worn said dress, possibly because I’ve never had a occasion in which a white dress was appropriate, but I have put it on shuffled around my tiny apartment at least seven times. “The” white dress turned two years old in July. Continue reading
Over the weekend I learned a few things.
Yes, I put on my big girl panties, went out into the world and found out what the hype on brunching was about. Let me tell you all something revolutionary: brunching is just breakfast with alcohol. That’s right, the hype isn’t hype and the technical term is “breakfast cocktail”. Continue reading